Star Wars Clone Wars Film Trailer

Star Wars: The Clone Warsis the 326th episode ofScreen Junkies comedy seriesHonest Trailers. Information technology was written bySpencer Gilbert,Joe Starr, Dan Murrell,Danielle Radford andLon Harris. It was narrated byJon Bailey asEpic Voice Guy. Information technology parodies the 2008 film Star Wars: The Clone Wars. It was published on Dec 24 2019, to coincide with the theatrical release of Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker . It is iv minutes and 17 seconds long. It has been viewed over 8 hundred thousand times.

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"Did they forget to return this? Looks similar an educational Star Wars spin-off game designed to teach me how to type." ~ Honest Trailers - Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Script [ ]

You've spent weeks arguing about The Mandalorian , you'll spend months arguing nearly The Rise of Skywalker . Now, watch the one Star Wars motion picture, capable of uniting the entire fanbase by agreeing it's the worst theatrically released picture show in the franchise. [shows a clip of Stinky] Easily.

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

The movie. The bear witness's a different story.

Gear up for a moving picture based on a vague reference to something Mark Hamill said in 1977.

Luke Skywalker: You fought in the clone wars?

Obi-Wan: Yes.

But, since the Samurai Jack guy [Genndy Tartakovsky] fabricated them look kick-ass 1 time, Lucasfilm followed upward with a poorly animated kids picture show. Really, poorly animated. Like, so poorly animated, every scene ends with the same animation of someone crossing their arms. [shows every grapheme crossing their arms] Did they forget to return this? Looks like an educational Star Wars spin-off game designed to teach me how to blazon.

Your favorite prequel characters are back. (sarcastically) Yay. Like, Anakin Skywalker who's but killed sand people at this point, not younglings. So, he's skillful. Obi-Wan, who took all the stiffness out of his personality and transferred it to his hair, Christopher Lee and Sam Jackson, who didn't become the memo they could skip this one. A agglomeration of nameless clones,

Clone Trooper 1: Thanks for the ride, Rex.

Clone Trooper 2: Cody, battle positions!

Aw, don't proper name your clones, man! Y'all're merely gonna go attached! Ahsoka Tano, a sidekick built out of corporate memos to make a cool young girl Jedi who's absurd and does cool stuff, and Infant Yoda...'s exact opposite: Stinky. [shows clips of Stinky making disgusting noises] Oh, Stinky. You're a mistake no one volition e'er speak of again!

Begun, the clone wars take, and irksome, the clone wars are. Because this is 90 solid minutes of droids shooting at clones, clones shooting at droids, and space wizards flipping around in the middle of it all, helping clones shoot the droids more better. Merely, since nosotros know the same guy's running both armys [Chancellor Palpatine], we know this is all a big distraction that ways absolutely zero. Unless y'all're the guy who owns the rights to the blaster sound event. In that instance, cha-ching! Am I right? [shows all the shooting scenes, with blaster audio effects] (making blaster sound effect noises with rima oris)

So, strap in for the first Star Wars set entirely within an actual Star War, that'southward somehow more boring than the holiday special, to the lowest degree that had wookiees watching VR porn. Yet, information technology does feature the greatest redemption story in Star Wars. [shows Anakin Skywalker] No, non that guy. Dave Filoni, who somehow shook off this mess, and turned it into multiple compelling seasons of idiot box, turned this deviling [Ahsoka] into ane of the most popular characters in the fandom, and proved that at that place's room for more than than 1 Hollywood nerd in a cowboy hat. [shows Dave Filoni'due south photo alongside Robert Rodriguez's] El Mariachi vs. The Mandalorian , guys. At to the lowest degree give it some thought.

Starring: Darth Later (Matt Lanter as Anakin Skywalker); Poochie (Ashley Eckstein equally Ahsoka Tano); "A Skillful Moving-picture show? Now That's A Thing I Oasis't Made In A Long Time." (James Arnold Taylor as Obi-Wan Kenobi); Padme Amadeadeyes (Catherine Taber as Padmé Amidala); Mr. And Mrs. Sith (Christopher Lee as Count Dooku/Darth Tyranus and Nika Futterman as Asajj Ventress); Battle Bots (Matthew Forest as Battle Droids); and Baby Slug Doo Doo Doo Doo Practise Doo, Baby Slug Doo Doo Doo Doo Practise Doo, Infant Slug Doo Doo Doo Doo Exercise Doo, Baby Slug! (David Acord as Rotta the Huttlet/"Stinky")

PS2 Jedi Power Battles

The honest title for Star Wars: The Clone Wars was 'PS2 Jedi Power Battles' Titles designed by Robert Holtby.

[shows the Jizz-wailers in the motion-picture show]

And then, this is around 20 years before A New Promise , and jizz music hasn't changed at all? Are these guys playing new cut edge jizz, or does the Mos Eisley cantina accept a retro jizz thing?

Trivia [ ]

• Screen Junkies accept produced Honest Trailer for every film in the Star Wars film series:The Phantom Menace, Assault of The Clones, Revenge of the Sith, A New Hope, The Empire Strikes Back,Return of the Jedi, The Strength Awakens, Rogue One, The Last Jedi, Solo: A Star Wars Storyand Star Wars Spinoffs.

Reception [ ]

Production Credits [ ]

Vocalisation Narration: Jon Bailey aka Epic Vocalisation Guy

Written by: Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, Danielle Radford & Lon Harris

Produced past: Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell, & Max Dionne

Edited by: Kevin Williamsen

Post-Production Supervisor: Kevin Williamsen

Production Coordinator: Ryan O'Toole

Source: https://honest-trailers.fandom.com/wiki/Honest_Trailer_-_Star_Wars:_The_Clone_Wars

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